I THINK I GOT A LA BI XIAO XIN SON!!
WHY? HERE GOES...

Ryan growing up and got lots of Q.
Some were v paisei...

NOS 1 -
In a lift, only me, ryan and an auntie.
Auntie got lump on her arms and face.
Ryan started to tok v loudly and keep looki at the auntie ask me,
"Mummy why auntie face like tat. u c her arm got circle circle, and why her arm got tomato??!!!!"
TOMATO!!?? I was puzzled!!??
Auntie's arm got 1 v red lump tats why Ryan tot tat is tomato stick on her arm.
OMG, after saying eng, say chinese!!
"Wei she meh auntie zhe yangde??"
wah lau... i was like....-.-"
I lowered my voice explaint,"No, cannot say this way, auntie is ill maybe need to c doc. we cannot say pp ok. close ur mouth!"
but he still say...faint.
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NOS 2 -
1 old man siting on his wheel chair, on d way walking to sch. he oso asked!!

and he laugh v loud. wah baing.........................-.-"
i act angry say he cannot laugh at pp, the old man v poor thing, the leg is hurt so he cant walk, must sit wheel chair to help him get around..
after i tell him, he understand.
we saw him again. this time ryan did not laugh but tok v loud, tryin to explaint to me the old man leg hurt so must sit wheel chair.
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NOS 3 -
Again sian....

a man w face, leg and arm all meat lump v scary.
ryan saw POINT AT HIM!!!!!
and say, "c the man, why his face like tat, must c doc.. !"

i say put his hand down we cannot point at pp, and then ryan changed his index finger, he use tumb to point!!!!
i say cannot point, he say he not pointing!! he use tumb!!
then he say v loud oso.
his voice every time like tunder!!
say the man is sick , must c doc..
hai... sian..............................
i sooooooooooooo pai sei.
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NOS 4 -
1 fine day at cck bus staion line up for bus, early morni, got 2 ang mo looki so funny, the woman wear a old witch spec and fuzzy hair. and man grow fuzzy bead all over his face and both wear the hawaill colthes type.

Ryan go up to them after waitin for bus for so long he super bored and look at them for v long..
we are 1st in line cos just miss e bus,
by time a lot of pp behind the bus line liao but early morni no pp tok only can heard ryan tunder voice...
then he stare at them and laugh and say and POINT!!
"LOOK MUMMY! UGLY!!!"
WAH LAU I WAS LIKE A PC OF HUGE STONE DROP ON MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND HE LAUGH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
 .....
i faster say,"RYAN U COME HERE RT NOW!!"
tellING him CANNOT say pp ugly tat is not nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pp will be so sad. and u say pp ugly mean u are not nice and no pp wan to play w u ..
then the couple went away after a while cos the bus still not comin..
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nos 5 -
In bus, face to face w an india woman, siting opp way, she smile at Ryan and he look at her and ask me, "mummy why her face black... ??"

i tell u i can faint straight away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!! I TOLD MYSELF!
i told him,"we had a lot of differ pp diff color. like ur skin is yellow, some pp is black some pp is whilte. so make the world v beautiful. dont u think so?"
i dont know he undertand or not but he nod his head.. and say ya!
I PRAY RYAN WILL NOT ASK ME SUCH Q AGAIN!!

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NOS 6 -
In sch lift, ryan v vain and look at lift mirror say,"i am so beautiful~~~~~~!!"
and give me the girly look with his hands on his face the pattern...
i told him boy say handsome not beautiful, then he say i am a girl so i am beautiful...~~~ and give me the girly smile again with head tilt to his shoulder!!!
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pp in lift burst out laughin ....

if 1 fine day he turn into a girl i kill him!! LOL...
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NOS 7 -
hubby just told me , tat 1 day he bring ryan on bus, ryan asked him,"daddy, daddy why tat man so fat...!!!"
then hubby faster distract him and move him into other part of bus and he still continue to point and ask...
cos hubby nv ans his Q!! cos daddy nv ans his Q so he keep asking!!
the whole bus know!!!
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NOS 8 -
tat 1 day oso at taxi, i sit down, suddenly he touch my breast,
"mummy, why ur tummy so big??"
i tot he really tokin abt my tummy. then i c no le. no tummy show out, then he ask again and pat my breast and say "why ur tummy so big ??"
i was like tummy??!!!!!! -.-"
i tell him this is NOT TUMMY!
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wah lau, i wish no more fei hua from him make me so pai sei.. i dont know how to ans him next time..

cant beat him oso. must tok to him make him understand but cant say 1st, cos he sure dont know wat u toki abt.

hai...

FAINT.

NEVER READ RUBBISHBOOKS WHEN U PREG AND I SWEAR I NEVER READ DURING MY PREG LEH!! HOW COME?
MYABE I READ BEFORE I GOT PREG... LOL...
SIAN...